Actress and author Rosemary Lord shares many characteristics in common with her character Lottie Topaz, including an indomitable spirit. So, when she stepped off a plane from England the other night, her body was exhausted and jet-lagged, but her wit and determination were intact. She brings the Writers in Residence blog her thoughts on a topic that will cause many heads to nod in agreement as they read her latest post. Enjoy!
I AM NOT A ROBOT
Okay, so I have to copy that squirrelly lettering to prove I
am a person and not a robot. I can do that. But the rest of all that trickery
appearing on my computer leaves me cold. Well, more like frozen with panic.
I am a
writer. I like to write – and have done so since I was about 4 years old. I am
most content with a large legal pad or exercise book, a selection of well sharpened
pencils and a good eraser. From there I can happily write away the hours.
So when our
fearless WinR techie Jackie Vick sent our group a carefully written explanation
of how to participate in the new blog, I almost had a case of the vapors.
But I
gritted my teeth and followed her instructions. And so, in those early days, for
1-2 hours every day I determinedly followed these instructions to the letter,
attempting to send a literary contribution. But Google was one step ahead of
me. “Not so fast,” it seemed to say. “Password not recognized” and other
phrases that stopped me going further, kept popping up on my screen. I did as
bid and changed my password so many times that many, many days later, umpteenth
new password added, I ran out of ideas and used a rude word. Google was not shocked,
and repeated “Password not recognized.”
I
considered chucking my computer through the window, but thought better of it
and spoke with Jackie. My new un-techie system is to simply send my words to
her and she does the rest.
But why
won’t my brain grasp this new knowledge? Why am I so resistant? Is it just me? Admittedly,
my writing is usually of a world one hundred years past: quill pens and an
abacus. Ah, that’s what I need – a quill pen and an abacus. But I seem to have developed an allergy to
this brazen new world of MAC versus PC, Twitters and Blogs, Excel Spreadsheets,
Quick Books, Drop-Box and such.
Now if one
is writing a journalist piece with photographs, I can understand all that
trickery. And I can actually do that stuff, too, from my journalism days. But
it’s the submitting bits of text and the passwords and not really knowing how
to get it there. And “what ever happened to that page I just spent 2 hours
writing, that has now vanished from the screen?” that stumps me.
Now I’m not
a stupid person. In fact I have several GCEs and other clever things from my
English Education at Tiffin’s Girls’ School (consistently
in the top 3 best schools in England,
my family remind me) to prove it – sort of. So I can’t be that stupid. But it’s
all this new techie stuff that is my down-fall.
“It’s
simple,” my 18 year old Australian friend Maddi tells me as she taps away on my
i-pad. “There: done,” she hands it back to me – and I am none the wiser. So I feel
that I’ve become really stupid… “You’re thinking too hard,” Maddi tells me.
“Don’t try to work it out – just do it.” Easy to say.
But then,
when I start writing about Hollywood one
hundred years ago, or trotting out facts about my travels in various countries
and my adventures through the years, I comfort myself with the recognition that
I can do some things. Plenty of things. Just not the techie stuff. I
really am not a robot – thank goodness…